The BALLS

Today got dodgeBALL activity again....But this time, my team lost 5-2..

I'm sure the reason to our defeat was me n wai weng. We were terrible n totally losers!! We did not dodge properly and did not throw properly. He was a Liew Kit Kong to Malaysian football for us and well, mayb, probably, I'm a K. Nanthakumar to Malaysia for us. By the way, Liew Kit Kong and K. Nanthakumar are important figures in Malaysian football. HAHAHAHa.... But we totally blew our team's chances. Our BALLS were SLOW! We did NOT dodge well!! And worse of all, me and the BALL did not become ONE. It was horendous!! Terrfying!! Out of language!! Insane!! I wasn't ONE with the 6 BALLS. It was the worst feeling ever.. This could be the 1st time i did not go well with a BALL.. this is so UNHEARD OFF!!!!!!!! The unique design of a BALL is that it has a sphere shape with carefully-designed and calculated angles so that it is more associated with humans.. AnD yet!! I did not utilised this fantastic-one of a kind-intelligently designed art work!! It was my fault.

Hmm, but today was really painful for those BALLS.. When i threw and let go of those fluffy, soft, yellow-coloured BALLS from my hands, I knew, for an instant, those BALLS will hit the ground and make contact with the mud. Those poor BALLS..

But the dodgeBALL activity started with FUN. Before the game started, I knew the nature was calling me. It was like,"Paul, p-a-u-l.....~ sheeeeeeeeeeeeee........~ sheeeeeeeeeeeeee......~~". On the dot, I knew i need to let it go! I knew that if I never release it, GOD will punish me with his almighty powers!!! Fortunately for me, Yoon CHEe also felt the urge to pee!!!

We thought of peeing under the tree...BUT!, at an instant, THE ALMIGHTY GOD gave us SURAU! THen with his givings, we dashed to the toilet!! It was GOD's will that a surau was given to us! It was his power!! oh yes!! the feeling of letting go of nature's call was the best.. It was highly stimulating and relaxing.....

But, the point of this particular posting was to post the story of our LOSING team..! YeS!! It must be GOD'S will that we lost!! Oh yes, it is... IT is with GOD's power that the strong opposing team won. WE totally LOST in almost every department! THe other team beat us in many departments!

handsomest player= LOST, I mean, draw. (me n NIGEL same) hahahaha..kiddin.

Tallest Player= LOST. (Yoon CHEE tallest)

Most Influential person= LOST. (WILLiam is president, so we lost)

There is 1 that we win, that is, haha..

Prettiest Girl= LAW BOON SIA

Luckily we did not lose everything. I believe our team leader, Miss..i mean MR. Law will lead us to victory once again. His movement with the ball was so smooth, it is as if he and the BALLS were connected for 18 years!!! Yes, that's our leader.. His leadership qualities will embarrass all other leaders of the world..!! Name 1 leader and I can guarentee you that Miss..er..i mean Mr LAw will prove who's the real leader!! haHAHAHAHaha

YeS!! This is OUR team Leader!! Miss, oops..MR. LAW

LAW in action

Part of the LOSING team today...=Sean, Weng, Paul

Janice says: Talk to the HAnD

Or maybe the reason why our team lost is because most of us talked about natural BALLS when we were on our way to Hartamas Park. Yes!! This could be the reason y.. Myself, Sean, Weng, Faris and Boon Sia were involved in the "human BALLS" talk. The only member from the opposing team that were involved in the "human BALLs" talk was U Zhe. And that's why their team was less affected!! THis could be it!!

ANyway, my team for this week is: CAptain=Boon Sia, myself, Sean, Weng, Yvonne, Ee Ling, Faris and 1 of my new found fren(sorry i forgotten your name. I'll remember nxt time!)